Let's reason:
"Bus station is where bus stops;
train station is where the train stops;
But my work station...
What else can I say...."
-- unknown author
Anyway, some jokes.
Our dearest Ms Kala came walking to my workstation one afternoon recounting all the funny (exasperating?) incidents she encountered during the area's classification shoot range duty.
She instructed one cadet, "Load and ready"
The boy turned around, looked at her, and stand in ready position.
Totally baffled, she instructed him to "Load and Ready"
He turned around, looked at her, and got ready!
Totally fedup, she instructed him the 3rd time, "LOAD and READY"
and yes.. he turned around, LOOKed at her and get ready.
She was so fuming mad without realising that the boy understood the command as "LOOK and READY"
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在宏茂侨工业区的某一个咖啡店：
三人在咖啡店喝下午茶
友人：伙计！面包4块
伙计：（错愕的表情）面包4块？
友人：对！4块。
数分钟后，伙计端上一大盘的烤面包。总值S$4的面包！
大家跟着一脸错愕！
后续：下午茶后，大家完全失去吃晚餐的胃口。
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作文:
…… 那些没有看到他们想看到的那些集。（感觉像在骂人）
常见错字：
爱屋及鸟！（好猥亵哦！）
自暴自气！（我自讨没趣！几乎暴毙气死！）
缩写：
下半身 = 下体
华侨中学（初中部）中文部主任 = 中中中主任
